Jon & Kate plus 8 and a really good lawyer…

Is anyone else sick of hearing about Jon & Kate Gosselin and their brood of eight?  I am!  In fact, I, like most folks have been sucked in by this train wreck.  I have been watching for just about two years and I never grow bored of watching Jon’s complacency as Kate twists his balls in an ever so emasculating way.  It never gets old as I watch Kate take another tantrum rivaled only by those of her fiver year olds.  Honestly, I can’t blame Jon for straying.  If what we are watching is any indicator of how Kate really behaves then she is going to be a very lonely lady.

To look deeper at the issue, let’s look at Kate.  I get it Kate.  You looked old before your time.  TLC came along and gave you a new hairdo and slapped on some war paint and with some exercise and a bonus tummy tuck, you looked hot.  No one can blame you from going from good Christian housewife to hot reality show mom.  Kate, if you really wanted all of this tabloid nonsense to stop, you would renig on the contract with TLC and pay the cost of breaking a contract because it is ultimately mentally healthy for your children.  Give up the house, the warpaint, the fake tanning, the bodyguard yu are allegedly sleeping with, and the bad haircuts and worry about your kids.

Jon,  I know I have to be fair here but really, I can only fault you for being a cheater.  I get why you may have cheated on Kate.  She is one Hella Biatch.  At least that is how she comes across.  If it is that much of a distortion than she should have done something to correct it.  You signed on for all of this when you decided to play God with your wife and grow ginormous amounts of babies at one time in a petrie dish.  You took vows to stay married.  Even if you have a silent agreement about seeing other people, don’t you care about your kids?  What kind of instability is that showing them?  We get that you want them to be provided for materially but for the love of TLC, renege on the contract and get a real job.

You are both hypocrites (secretly I think Kate is worse) and you both saw dollar signs and pushed your kids out in the world in the most grotesque way possible.  Your punishment should be living with each other forever!

*Editor’s Note:  This is all my opinion so legalistas get off my back.